3 days ago by Sarah

There's no better time than the holidays to get up on your soap box. All that boring family time. And the bars are closed. Plenty of time for berating people and writing complaint letters to your local city officials. So be sure to get your loved ones something that will force them to improve themse ...

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7 days ago by Sarah

If you need another thingamahoozie to collect dust in your clutter cave, pick up one of these rad anatomical black hearts. After all, I have one at my house and I'm pretty much the best thing since Jesus, who was the best thing since triceratops, who was the best thing since cell fission who was the ...

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9 days ago by Sarah

Rats deserve a Christian Burial, right? Not these rats. They were excommunicated for peeing in the baptismal font, making tiny doodles in the Pope's hand and eating the New Testament. I've got to say I'm with them on the last one. Vengeful God is way more fun than that pussy old Jesus.

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13 days ago by Krista

This bird claw bottle stopper is cooler than the Fonz photobombing a wedding portrait. Cooler than Clint Eastwood doing the Sunday crossword in pen while smoking a blunt. Maybe even cooler than Steve McQueen high-fiving orphans while piloting a hovercraft. It's pretty cool, is what I'm trying to say ...

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14 days ago by Krista

This shit isn't even funny. It's just fucking TRUE. I hate you, vegans. I hate your stinky dreadlocks. I hate the fucking Tom's shoes wrapped around your dirty, calloused feet. I hate your brown clothes that started out brown but are even more brown because of the fucking Pigpen-style cloud of dirt ...

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16 days ago by Krista

There's nothing more horrifying than this gas mask showerhead. And because my house is obviously haunted, I'll need one to accelerate my fear when The Boyfriend abandons me alone at night. If I'm gonna live in a house with flickering lights, faucets and appliances that turn themselves on, ghostly fi ...

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24 days ago by Krista

I won't get into my loathing of most bikes (or, more notably, the type of people who ride them [and, by "ride them," I, of course, mean "talk about them ad nauseum"]), but I will get into my love of skeletons. I love skeletons. I love things that are creepy, and I love things that are aspirational. ...

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28 days ago by Sarah

This baby was delivered during Jeffrey Dahmer's short-lived stint as the stork. Luckily, its portrait was made by the Inkling before the unhappy parents were burned as witches and buried in unhallowed ground. The whole incident caused only slightly less vomiting than ABC's new incarnation of The Wit ...

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29 days ago by Krista

Go ahead, try and replicate this at home. You can put it right under "fly rocketship to Heaven," "keep eyes open while holding breath while sneezing" and "develop interesting personality" on your list of failures.

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30 days ago by Krista

$150 for a candle that looks like a goat leg. I've weighed my options, and I've decided that owning this is more important than donating to charity this year. Sorry orphans, domestic abuse victims, feral cats, people with AIDS, Leukemia patients, poor people, homeless people, melting ice caps*, disa ...

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