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12 days ago by Nikki

Our dearest friend, Pinky Diablo is liquidating some skulls. He writes… “Here’s the deal. Pinky needs a new preacher suit for an upcoming summer wedding. If 9 people buy a silver skull spoon for $35 (regularly $45) Pinky will stamp “I HELPED PINKY” on it (or an equally short message of your choice F ...

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25 days ago by Krista

When I was ten, my mother thought I was a possessed demon child because of my unhealthy obsession with Stephen King books. When I was ten. Did I mention that I was ten? Yeah, I was a lil' creepshow. That's probably why I'm so drawn to this Multi Candle Pin. It's all gothy and spooky with candles on ...

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28 days ago by Sarah

I was obsessed with My Little Ponies as a child. To me, they were the harbingers of doom for my unsuspecting Barbies. Between Barbie tramplings, my MLPs had other things to do. Like hangout in a lagoon that was technically my sink and get their fucking tails braided. And if all had been right with t ...

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30 days ago by Krista

These are three handmade terra-cotta tiles that read, "Don't mind the maggots." What more is there to say? Oh, how about "your shoes are fucking ugly and I'm sleeping with your boyfriend." Yeah, it's unrelated, but I thought you should know.

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30 days ago by Sarah

I plan never to have children. It would be unfair to the future to pass on genes this spectacular. My kids would awesome your kids right off the planet. But if I accidentally get knocked-up, I'll be registering the little lamb for a couple of these at Sado-babies 'R' Us. Because, like an elephant, I ...

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38 days ago by Krista

As I am currently drowning in projects at work, I thought I'd do a little super-psychology on your ass and let the universe know that I'm wishing drowning on other people. (The universe totally reads this blog). That way, karma can get preoccupied with making everyone else's lives miserable, and I c ...

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42 days ago by Nikki

Any rainbow that ends in skulls, death, flesh wounds, etc. is my kind of rainbow. Pots of Gold are for pussies.

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43 days ago by Nikki

A pink gorilla is cool in and of itself, but when you turn it into an ashtray and let smoke escape from its nostrils and eye sockets, you kind of take it to a whole new level. The only thing I can think of that would top this is if it projectile-vomited out of its mouth hole and only landed on babie ...

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50 days ago by Sarah

When I was a four or five, my best friend Justin and I would hide under my brother's crib and play "vampire." This pretty much involved laying there for three or four minutes and then running around the house using pillow cases as capes, hissing and showing our teeth. This is the same Justin who tol ...

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53 days ago by Nikki

Wait a second, what exactly is this insinuating? Masturbation is a sin? Next you’re going to tell me I can’t steal stuff or covet things. I’ll tell you what this is – this is bullshit. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go take the Lord's name in vain. This particular print sold, but there's lots mo ...

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