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02
Nov
2009
Slow Ride... Take it Creepy

5 days ago by Krista

I won't get into my loathing of most bikes (or, more notably, the type of people who ride them [and, by "ride them," I, of course, mean "talk about them ad nauseum"]), but I will get into my love of skeletons. I love skeletons. I love things that are creepy, and I love things that are aspirational. ...

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29
Oct
2009
Fetus in Fe-Two

9 days ago by Sarah

This baby was delivered during Jeffrey Dahmer's short-lived stint as the stork. Luckily, its portrait was made by the Inkling before the unhappy parents were burned as witches and buried in unhallowed ground. The whole incident caused only slightly less vomiting than ABC's new incarnation of The Wit ...

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28
Oct
2009
Dude's Got Mad Skulls

10 days ago by Krista

Go ahead, try and replicate this at home. You can put it right under "fly rocketship to Heaven," "keep eyes open while holding breath while sneezing" and "develop interesting personality" on your list of failures.

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27
Oct
2009
Billy Goats: Tough

11 days ago by Krista

$150 for a candle that looks like a goat leg. I've weighed my options, and I've decided that owning this is more important than donating to charity this year. Sorry orphans, domestic abuse victims, feral cats, people with AIDS, Leukemia patients, poor people, homeless people, melting ice caps*, disa ...

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23
Oct
2009
Cute, Hirsute Loot

15 days ago by Krista

I'm pretty sick of all the buzz/hullabaloo/jibber-jabbery/jaw-flappitude about Where The Wild Things Are. Which is why I'm a little bummed that these fur covered bits o' hilarity are Wild Things books instead of just dummy parts. As in, I want to build dummies with these as heads, and sit six of the ...

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21
Oct
2009
Buccan-tears

17 days ago by Krista

This piece from the fabulous Austin Art Garage is called No One Ever Remembers a Pirate's Birthday. Oh, boo-fucking-hoo. They probably just assume that you can pillage your own presents, pirate. That's kind of what you jerks are known for. Well, I guess you're known for pillaging, scurvy, and being ...

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Blogger Fowl

17 days ago by Krista

Once upon a midnight bleary, while I pondered drunk and weary Over many a bottle, pint and jug of moonshine, from the floor, While I stumbled, nearly hurling, suddenly there came a whirling As of someone quickly spinning, spinning me round on the floor. "Tis the living room," I muttered, "turning, t ...

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19
Oct
2009
Apocolypse Wow

19 days ago by Krista

Yes, yes, yes. These are the badass sculptures I want populating my house. Possibly overthrowing my house, by the looks of things. Hey, if there's going to be a mutiny, I'd rather be attacked by Little Flying Civil Serv ant or Rouleur de Patins than by My Existing Dust Bunnies* or The Small Pieces o ...

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16
Oct
2009
Baby Did a Bad, Bad Thing

22 days ago by Sarah

There's nothing as sweet as the smell of children's nightmares. Except for the smell of their sweet, roasting flesh. I kid. Roasting children went out of fashion in the late 1300s. And since my nightmare-catcher is on the fritz, I have to get my fix of terrified children from Joshua Hoffine's horror ...

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The Ghost Of Arcade Game's Past

22 days ago by Nikki

If I owned this table I would constantly expect Mrs. Pac Man to round the corner, see it and then abruptly turn and go the other way. Except in my house, instead of eating those little white pellets she'd be eating fur balls and the occasional dingleberry.

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