1 day ago by talker96

Google announces plan for new Death Star Google, the web powerhouse that defined internet search, controls everything that you watch on YouTube, and made you question what it was exactly they were doing with all that information that they store about your internet usage, announced today their plans ...

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4 days ago by talker96

Following the successful repeal of the Don’t ask, Don’t tell policy this past September, President Obama sets his sights on removing the long troubled STTS GayDar Satellite Defense Program sometime next year. Started back in 1986, the GayDar was originally built under the belief that the Russian gov ...

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5 days ago by talker96

Brenda Moore, a resident of Huxley, Iowa, was surprised last night to have received a 2 A.M. phone call from Cthulhu, the Great Old Ones who lived many ages before there were men. The call, which lasted all of thirty seconds, was a simple dialing error on the part of Cthulhu(pronounced Kt-tol-ulhu), ...

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35 days ago by talker96

Hey there kiddies. We at Page of Awesome like to occasionally open up the ol mail bag and show you some of the comments we receive here. Most are pleasant in tone and show us why we continue to strive towards an excellence in reporting that our rivals could sometimes take a lesson from. Others [...]

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39 days ago by talker96

In a recent Peoples Republic Poll it was found that over half of the population in China have no idea what the other half is usually saying. Over 300 million people were asked if they found it difficult to understand what others might be saying in a typical conversation, about 57 % of those polled [ ...

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41 days ago by talker96

The following is an editorial from Talker96(the man partially responsible for the film EuroTrip). Normally at this time in the post you would be reading about how this editorial in no way represents the thoughts or views of those of us currently employed at Page of Awesome, but considering how you h ...

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42 days ago by talker96

Thousands are feared to be dead after the ship they were sailing on, the S.S. Poseidon, the largest ship ever, capsized after being hit by a rogue wave sometime after midnight last night. We don’t have all the details yet but hopefully there were some survivors. Our prayers are with them. On a happi ...

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44 days ago by talker96

For years Cryptozoologist Mark Jacobs has been on the trail of Bigfoot, searching everywhere from the Ozark Mountains to the Appalachian Trail, even to a Macy’s One day sale, Mark has been everywhere and seen it all in the name of Bigfoot science. Despite the questionable facts surrounding Bigfoot M ...

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44 days ago by talker96

Cynthia Gibbs(33) from Havanna, Georgia, told reporters that while she had a decent enough sleepover with fellow Havanna resident, Rick Wallace(35), whom she met last night at the Tornado Alley Brewery, she is not going to be making any future sleepover plans with him. Apparently, upon entering the ...

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45 days ago by talker96

The following is a public service announcement from your friends at Page of Awesome. This Tri-weekly teachable moment is being told to you by our editor and chief, Talker96, and is made possible with the help from viewers like you, as well as a sizable donation from the makers of Fanta, dontcha want ...

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